[Compass Rose, The Dance
    of Kingdoms]

Lamp Jokes

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How many Michael Shadowtooths does it take to fill a lamp?

You do know you have to pay me for this, right?

How many Holtians does it take to fill a lamp?

Three: one to make the trade agreements, and one to provide a distraction.

How many Tenmarians does it take to fill a lamp?

One.

How many Qorumic does it take to fill a lamp?

There are still people using oil lamps?

How many Shannans does it take to fill a lamp?

Lamps run dry?

How many Herrians does it take to fill a lamp?

None. Herrians aren't scared of the dark.

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